Laura couldn’t sleep. Over the last month she’d been going to the beach and clubs constantly, putting herself out there and she hasn’t gotten any attention.

Being a beautiful young woman of 23 and very endowed, she had always been told that men would want her, and not to be easily won over. Her parents’ warnings had yet to be proven true.

She was living alone, was single, she’d lost contact with most her college friends, and she was working at a plastic surgery clinic, but too afraid to take the opportunity of free surgeries.

Thus, she resorted to online dating. She signed up to a free dating site that night, and she looked at her first list of matches. She picked the first one, and read his profile.

This guy looks okay. She thought.

She read his profile:

My name’s Justin, and I am looking for some good fun. I’m a pretty laid back person and I love the beach. Feel free to talk to me anytime if you want to get together. By the way, I’M A BEAST AT CLEANING SEPTIC TANKS !!!!.

Oh….... Laura thought.