Yay, this series is back! I had wanted to contribute before but then I forgot all about it. This was hilarious, Kermit. This line gets a prize: Later in his career he was spotted eating live chickens and stomping on mice.

OK, I’ve continued the silliness.

oh kermit i know you didnt see the 1947 film nightmare alley that popularized the term geek did you? it seems like you did and if so you are a big geek. lol just needlin ya gorf

This totally begs the question “Why the mid career direction change” . I totally need a sequel about what the hell happened that made him start hating on animals , I’m totally curious now !