That's Why He's So Invincible

That’s why he’s so invincible.
He doesn’t have a brain to control his actions.
He doesn’t have the balls to admit he’s a douche bag.
And he doesn’t have a heart to care about anything he’s done to anyone.

He tells half truths so no one notices his half lies, and he could charm the nuts off a squirrel.

He’s inexplicably

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