Brilliant! I especially liked: His patented move theâ€?Kill them with Kindnessâ€?™ had a six figure death toll in Jersey alone.
Woo hoo! Let’s keep the superhero obits coming.

oh man you had to pull out all the stops with dice huh? lololol and he did start it that is why i didnt have to make bail.lololol

this time…you didn’t have to make bail this time…