He doesn’t love me, right?

Of course he does, Hon. Why can’t you see it?

Oh no, no, no! I am NOT about to start talking to myself!

Just hear me out, why would he want to go on that date with you from the beginning?

No, it doesn’t make sense at all. No, I refuse to believe that.

And why would he want to keep you away from Trey? Think about it.

I am and it makes no sense what so ever. Let’s just leave it at that. I’m happy with my boyfriend anyway.

I didn’t bother to answer myself because I saw Trey across the street. “Hey! Hey, Trey!â€? I waved my hands over my head to get his attention but he didn’t notice me. I started jumping up and flapping my arms up and down until Trey noticed the one big bird across the street.

Hi, I am The Big Bird named Kit.

And oh, the crazy things we do for love.