Affair... With a dude.
He stared at me, his hands over his “privates.”
I shouted, “GET OUT ! YOU’RE NAKED !”
He blushed and ran out the door, but I couldn’t stop looking at his back.
“Who was that?” I asked Jimmy, his nude self crouched on the bed.
He blushed and ran after the boy.
“Ew. He had an affair- with a dude.”