Just for reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avebury
http://www.whale.to/b/ley6.html

I don’t think either of those show the temple though. I watched something on the History channel or SciFi about Avebury a couple of weeks ago that showed the temple. Almost made me want to hop on a plane and go.;)

hey you have been sequeled

i love history channel

i love commenting i wish ficlets would work

i know if i quit commenting it will break so i am going to keep doing this because

well it finally quit

how do you feel about toast?

how do you feel about toast?

i love it and its a good place to put jam

hey did you know kip and amy wong got married?

and the monarch and dr girlfriend got married

she is now dr misses monarch

even though it is probably written mrs monarch

i am always going to think of her as dr girlfriend though

hey did you know gary coleman got married too

it was a short ceremony lol

hey i wonder if Dr zoidberg ever really does any doctoring?

did you see the one where zoidberg does the skit from mash?

hey once when i was in the army this little twenty year old sergeant came up and tried to cuss me out he almost backed into me at the pump and i told him to watch where the fuct he was driving

so he goes private what is your unit? and i say, my unit? i am in the 4077th mobile army support hospital, and my squad leader is corporal maxx clinger or corporal walter oreilly He is too young and dumb to get it so he says, who is your company commander?
to which i reply, “Captain Bj Hunnicut or captain peirce”

so he goes private what is your unit? and i say, my unit? i am in the 4077th mobile army support hospital, and my squad leader is corporal maxx clinger or corporal walter oreilly He is too young and dumb to get it so he says, who is your company commander?
to which i reply, “Captain Bj Hunnicut or captain peirce”

the whole time this marroon is writing the whole thing down on his little pad, then he goes, “you will be hearing from me” I am trying not to laugh when i say sergeant what is your name? he answers, Sergeant Pyle. I almost died

the whole time this marroon is writing the whole thing down on his little pad, then he goes, “you will be hearing from me” I am trying not to laugh when i say sergeant what is your name? he answers, Sergeant Pyle. I almost died

the whole time this marroon is writing the whole thing down on his little pad, then he goes, “you will be hearing from me” I am trying not to laugh when i say sergeant what is your name? he answers, Sergeant Pyle. I almost died

the whole time this marroon is writing the whole thing down on his little pad, then he goes, “you will be hearing from me” I am trying not to laugh when i say sergeant what is your name? he answers, Sergeant Pyle. I almost died

the whole time this marroon is writing the whole thing down on his little pad, then he goes, “you will be hearing from me” I am trying not to laugh when i say sergeant what is your name? he answers, Sergeant Pyle. I almost died

the whole time this marroon is writing the whole thing down on his little pad, then he goes, “you will be hearing from me” I am trying not to laugh when i say sergeant what is your name? he answers, Sergeant Pyle. I almost died

this is almost like ficleting i mean the ficlet logo is in the back and i am writing

hey did you ever see the movie soilent green i love that movie

hey you dont really believe man landed on the moon do you?

you know that japan was going to go to the moon and then at the last minute the program was bought out by halliburton and dymnacorp then scrapped

you know why huh? because they would have found out that there was no lemm up there?

you know on stanley kubricks death bed he said that he filmed the moon landings i mean that is the last thing you say before you are judged by your creator and you lie, well maybe i would lie but i dont think any normal person would lie

hey so if yopur not busy next week what you say we fly to virginia and kidknapp kevin lawver and john perkins and reinact the featured ficlet i’ll do all the shooting you just have to write the story.lol

just teasing

not really, think they would fix ficlets, if we shot someone?

what if we just shot a regular person? like well you know i can’t say because its illegal to threatren to shoot this person because he is the most powerful learning impaired person on the planet

i mean to quote our fearless leader you are either with ficlets or with the terrorists

i really dont need ficlets i can quit anytime i swear

hey see my new pic i took it myself

my new fav tomb inscription is here lies_ after being run over by a run away truck being driven by the incredible hulk

i think its crazy that caskets cost so much

they are like a really expensive prom dress you have to wear through all eternity

i know you wondering if i am crazy and let me justr answer you this

does the pope shit on bears?
no really this like my little way of protesting ficlets being broken it is

the cross between a filibuster sit in and nervous breakdown with a sprinkle of detox mixed with ocd

the cross between a filibuster sit in and nervous breakdown with a sprinkle of detox mixed with ocd

where i live you can’t buy beer on sunday so instead of stocking up on saturday i just like to go down to the store and try to convince the clerk its really monday

i even one time called the new guy and said i was the general manager and the law had changed

so for the rest of the night he could sell beer

it would have worked too but there was a cop in the store when i called and i just got hastled when i went down to buy beer lol

hey you know what i really like the stone lapus lazuli

i am also very fond of toast

well i have to go to sleep or think of more jokes but i’ll be back on later

ok i couldnt sleep and ficlets is still stupid

ok new favorite quote “after life? if i thought i had to go through another whole life i would just kill myself.”

hey if you had the oppurtunity would you get mummified?

i guess it would depend on if i was having a good hair day the day i died

you know if it was like jim morrison hair i worked all night getting right yeah

but if it was one of those jew from days where i look like the black haired corrot top well no

carrot i meant

well i have to bring my wife to work and plot the kidknapping of kevin lamver so i’ll talk to you later

you’re crazy Eddie! That must of been like 50 comments!
LoA

I am laughing so hard I can hardly type. And I think my favorite of all is “ok i couldnt sleep and ficlets is still stupid” because I agree.

i had some funny ones in there huh?

i like toast

really the question is who doesn’t like toast

I mean toast is the most basic medium of food , it can be made sweet or savory , simple or complex … Toast can be a metaphor for the soul..

i also like bagels , though i believe they should be shaped differently, because even though they are delicious in their own way when they look like rip off doughnut you will always feel gypped regardless of how tasty they are because they are totally un doughnut like- so the rippoff sensation persists even though they are quite delicious in there own way

so who is terrorizing ficlets, i’m pretty sure it’s al qaeda or maybe al jolsen i’m not good with names … all i know is somebody is violating my rights with this disabled sight crap

this is really classic pusherman behaviour, you give people free tastes to get them hooked, you develop a dependant clientele than you cut them off so you demonstrate your power and their need , then charge an arm and a leg for their fix… what do you think they’re gonna charge to ransom ficlets back to the ficleteers

so do you think aol is trying to get us to sellour souls to time warner for ficleting privileges … that’s appropriately conspiracy ridden to match my distress level at the malfunctioning of the ficlets

has anybody seen “The Mighty Boosh” ? that show is super funny , it depresses me to be American when I see how good English TV is … I highly recommend the Boosh you can see clips on myspace its really worth it

there’s a bunch of weird animation/ live action shows on adult swim that are kind of rip/off derivative of the Boosh…The Boosh does really good songs too, and vince noir is super hot

i’m watching adult swim and one of those gay live actions is on , their’s actually a talking bearded clam – gay right-i mean bad gay , like liberaces plastic surgeon , not good gay like Freddy Mercury

so my favorite tipe of bagel is the “everything” bagel which isn’t available in South Tx (go figure-no jews) oh no i said jews people are bound to get angry- for some reason i get a bad rap whenever i use that word – it’s really funny to me , but kind of sad too….

speaking of sad jews – the artist formerly known as trafalmadorian_mighty joe young has clearly lost his little mind with this sight on the brink , i mean who writes 50 random comments about nothing that is really goofy

but not goofy like the disney dog because we all know walt disney is a frozen jew hater with a company he rules from beyond the grave

speaking of the dead , did you know that Freddy Mercury was a Parsi from Zanzibar-look it up it’s true , this is really cool to me – Zanzibar sounds super exotic , it’s probably all third world and skeevy but it SOUNDS awesome

tim and eric awesome show is weird and gross , they just did a dick douche bit and i’m not going to get into it it was just awful

did i mention i like toast ? i do , i’m quite fond of it

also cheese is very good

i think poop is funny

monkeys throw poop

monkeys are not funny they are evil anti-men , they are jealous of humans and hate us , also they jerk their junk right out in public which is un christian in a bad way- also monkeys smell bad

dogs are nice , i love dogs they are the opposite of monkeys

even though dogs lick their own junk right out in public it is totally innocent because they don’t have hands , and if you could lick your own junk you’d do it right out in public too

i want to know who the hell is giving out reality shows on E! Denise Richards and the Lohans are the most reprehensible annoying people ever , how can people condone their existence they should be euthanized really gross

man i think ice road truckers is the sickest show on tv

i find myself watching it for ours just hoping one of these philistines will fall through the freakin arctic ocean

it makes me feel like when i watch the super bowl half time show waiting for tom petty’s boob to fall out

it makes me feel like when i watch the super bowl half time show waiting for tom petty’s boob to fall out

damn freud was right huh?

ok so a militant lesbian an albatross and ron jeremy walk in a bar

i dont remember the joke but the punch line is ‘i never stop’

ok i have to sleep now night night

I don’t even know where to begin… I will say that I am glad that my comments section is working so that at least at least I can stay entertained in this dark time of Ficletting history. ;D

this reminds me of after the hurricane how we were just hoping for anything a text message a rabbit ear tv signal, and just like the hurricane we get no relief

this reminds me of after the hurricane how we were just hoping for anything a text message a rabbit ear tv signal, and just like the hurricane we get no relief

this reminds me of after the hurricane how we were just hoping for anything a text message a rabbit ear tv signal, and just like the hurricane we get no relief

this reminds me of after the hurricane how we were just hoping for anything a text message a rabbit ear tv signal, and just like the hurricane we get no relief

this reminds me of after the hurricane how we were just hoping for anything a text message a rabbit ear tv signal, and just like the hurricane we get no relief

“Well ma wee got the youngins’ paked up in the buckboard and the mules is a hankerin to take off”
“Where ya’ll headed in these god forsaken times?”
“We figurin on going out californy way, heard they got some ficlets out yonder.”
“Good luck, i am lookin fur one of them things they callin a lie berry, heard they got analog ficlets that never go offline.”

“They evn got a real purdy lady wit them new fangled wing tip spectacles, what i’ll help you find the ficlet yer lookin fur.”
“I hurd bout them gals like search enjun wit legs.”
“yup, i’m gonna get me one uf dem lie berry uns.”

“Zed said hey wuz at one wit even had dis ting like youtube it wuz round and you put it in tv and vidoos just came out you coulod nevur loose a signal, unless iffn it wuz over.”
“Ya’ll ur crazy thur aint no such place, i am takin me and mine to californy, theys bound to have ficlets out there.”

ficlets or bust

hey check this they had some little guy on a ficlet chat that was actin all gangsta and he said he was gay accept an eleven year old he wanted to be with he is sixteen now. and he said i gay bashed him. i bartended in gay bars for ten years, my best friend chakatreatmentson is a drag queen, my wife is a porn star, how can i not be tolerant. you would think it would be more offensive that a sixteen year old likes an eleven year old.

ok and look just because i said posted that i dont want a whole bunch of people posting , “Things like he aint gay the guy he has sex with is.” Because i wouldnt have sex with a gay guy, lol. and no saying we were locked up in the penetentiary together and …. because jail is like vegas, not in the fact that you never know what you’ll get but that what happens their stays there, unless you fall in love, in which case..steve stop callin me. lol

oh yeah this is my new blog post for those who want to keep up to date lol

Latest AOL News : http://news.cnet.com/8301-17939_109-9999471-2.html
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That’s right AOL is going to be trimming some fat.

I bet my obi wan kenobi magic 8ball that AOL yanked a few servers away from us.

and kevin lawver can’t do a dang thing, since he quit aol last month.

Funny how ficlets wins awards and lawver and aol want the bragging rights, but we’re the ones left with a big pile of crap that never made it past phase one developement.

God, I feel like a red-headed stepchild.

I had a dream this past weekend…
ME: What’s up, ficlet’s?
FICLETS : Um, we need to talk.
ME: About what?
FICLETS : This relationship isn’t working out.
ME: Huh?!?
FICLETS : I don’t want to see you anymore.
ME: What’d I do wrong. Whatever it is I’ll fix it.
FICLETS : No, you can’t fix it. I’m sorry. Here’s your toothbrush.
ME: Please give me another chance. I promise I’ll edit better.
FICLETS : It’s not you, it’s me.
ME: Oh God. NO! Please don’t do this.
FICLETS : You’ll forget me in time. Goodbye.

its all fun and games till someone at time warner looses an eye

so ya’ll know i have eleven felonies and i am on parole, it is because of henry david Thoreau, he said in an unjust society the only place for a just man is in prison. Well my wife told me today she said man what is a matter with you? is it that site? come on you are a man of action just go hold someone hostage, you got a gun and everything.

i dont know maybe ficlets was doing to much good in the world. for instance, wghen i was in college i wrote about three thousand pages wiorth of stuff the i got WRITERS BLOCK yeah i know i say you should never say that phrase because it is like beetlejuice, say it three times and you are fuct. but until ficlkets i had not wrote a word in seven years i am not fuctin wit ya seven years during that time i had been in prison sold dope joined the army caught eleven felonies.

then ficlets came along and gave me ‘ME BACK ’ what do i do? i mean seriously? what are ya’ll gonna do? i mean this isnt right lets do something something real, lets have a sit in at aol till they fix ficlets lets take someone hostage come on i dont know what to do but i am up for suggetstions.

then ficlets came along and gave me ‘ME BACK ’ what do i do? i mean seriously? what are ya’ll gonna do? i mean this isnt right lets do something something real, lets have a sit in at aol till they fix ficlets lets take someone hostage come on i dont know what to do but i am up for suggetstions.

i say we kill kevin lawver

the comments are funnier than the story!!

the story isnt a comedy you wanker! just needlin ya pyro
is it startin to make sense to you know the peripheral evil story that is?

now not know

ummm I blame mighty Joe Young for suggesting that ficlets could go down (featured story) and as for holding kevin lawver hostage -see how well that worked in the story…also i blame mr young 4 everything as it is all his fault eventually

and by the way in that heath ledger series the little girl has to be the devil’s metatron because the devil only ever sez “OOOHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHHH ….”

noww that ficlets is working again , it seems kind of pointless to be leaving these pointless comment strings on this piece , but i finds myself strangely compellled to continue…it’s like a distillation of all the urges that compell me to ficlet in the first place

and since i’ve not felt the normal ficleting fire of late i sublimate my urges all over this comment section…that sounded terribly dirty, it’s all the English TV thay really like the double entendre and whatnot

has anybody ever fallen through the ice on that ice road trucker show? I would watch it if that would happen…I tried a few times but it’s just a bunch of rednex that live further north than any redneck should be allowed to by law.And Mike Rowe doesn’t even narrate…And those guys are like conspicuously not hot , so really i would have to have carnage to justify watching it , and I don’t want anybody to die, they really shouldn’t make stuff like that…

That axemen show is way worse , I want a dvd of the promos , not the actual show.They have one dude who is dad to 2 other lumberman and this fool has a hook! Like he lost his hand and homeboy still acts all high and mighty and shit to his two two-handed lumberjack sons…This s.o.b. hjas got to have stainless steel testes , cuz how does a hook havin lumberjack talk smack to two two-handed lumberjax – that is an effed up family right there!What happens when pop ends up w/2 hooks?That’s the episode I’ll tivo!

I’m sorry I’m still laughing at my previous comment. I can just picture the dad at Thanksgiving trying to carve a turkey w/two hooks…Maybe they give him an electric knife attachment,like the chainsaw hand Bruce Campbel has in the evil dead movies…that could work…

Okay,why can’t I rate anymore.
I think I am irate.
That I can’t rate

BTW the comments were great. I kept thinking thier was something wrong with my computer. I almost took it into have it looked at. Than in occured to me the server was messed up.Sadly, not covered under my 2-year limited warrenty.

Eddie and Chakatreatmentson have now made it onto my list of ‘most-entertaining-people-I’ve-encountered-on-the-internet’ list.
Bravo.

yeah but think how cool it would be doing shadow puppetes people would always be going oh my god how did he make the shadow puppet for ‘the sinking of the battle ship indianopils” and then wait is that jaque custeou searching for it? of course not custeau has a mustache.
i went too far with that huh?

wait i meant doing shadow puppets with hand attatchments, am i still drunk?

thanx wall doll and punkin?
Hey chaka do you think they are the same person? i never see them at the same place at the same time.
maybe split personality.
punkin and wall doll cant go out at the same time
cause the psyche thats hers is the psyche that’s mine a little beat street humor there

its official i am still drunk i’m taking the monkeys

you already took the monkeys!!! and for that matter nobody ever sees us in the same place at the same time so by that logic you and I are the same person…yes you are drunk , and my favorite shadow puppet image is ‘deformed rabbit’ it’s the world’s leading shadow pupet shape

every time i think of a two hook handed lumberjack i laugh myself silly, my dog’s looking at me like i’m a weirdo(she’s very judgemental) the reality of the one hook havin a-hole lumberjack on that show is so beyond belief…he is this total domineering superior a-hole to his two (two handed ) sons- I really can’t get enough of the built in ridiculousness of a guy with a hook actin superior to guys with no hooks… i laugh and laugh…