Dr. Edward V. Illen looked around quickly, “Well, now that that’s done…” he said to himself as he pulled out a book “Miss Imee Vill’s book says my next step is to acquire a lair.”

Edward moved toward the exit of Dr. Ki Llyu’s domain, examining everything as he went. “Well, this certainly won’t do, as Dr. Ki Llyu is sure to be back to claim it….”

He walked out and looked around Lee Junoffduum Circle, looking for a fitting lair for himself.

“For Rent” read the sign “2 labs, 3 dungeons, 1 master HQ, includes advanced evil supercomputer! Perfect for the new LairOwner!”

“That’s it!” exclaimed Dr. V.Illen as he ran toward the conspicuous Easter Island head.

Edward entered his new domain carefully, searching the walls and planning for booby trap locations. As he entered the main room, a loud voice rang out.

“Good afternoon, Dr. V. Illen!”

Ed jumped. “Who are you?”

“Why, I’m P. Craig! Your new and fabulous Supercomputer! How can I assist you today?”