BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE : Barbie was last spotted at the San Diego zoo feeding part of her soy bar to some of the gazelles.They were reported to have developed into semi-mutated freaks with hairy wings and spikes all over their butts. Some of them have flown out of their cages- OH MY GOD !ONE OF THEM JUST POOPED ON MY NEW JACKET ! THANKS A LOT , BARBIE!!!!!

Barbie is fully responsible for disobeying the rules at the San Diego Zoo and for the cause of the rapid growth and escape of more than half of the gazelles.

No charges have been filed yet against Barbie,but some employees of the San Diego Zoo have spoken out said, quote, “Barbie is a sweet, kind,smart young woman who is a joy to have as a regular visitor to our zoo. She is an animal rights activist in addition to being an actress/model/spokeperson/mom/veryfrequent shopper/etc…We know that she never would do anything to hurt an animal,and she is very sorry for what she has done,and that she will speak out and make an apology statement very soon,”