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Busted!

Mowing the grass can come with disaster. Did you know that? Well I do now. Thanks to my Uncle Steve.

This actually happened today, July 31, 2008.

He finished mowing the lawn and he decides to take the weed-wacker and get what he missed. He missed some spots next to the house.

By the back right corner of the house is the water pipe that leads right into the house.

I bet you can tell what happens next.

Yes, my Uncle Steve hits the pipe with the weed-wacker and the pipe starts pumping out water. The pressure is so high that the water shoots straight across the backyard and almost hits the fence.

He then comes in soken wet and runs into the garage to shut the water off. Hah. All I heard was swish swish “SHIT”

Oh my gosh, it was histerical. You should have been there.

So then he went to Home Depot and he just got back. We have no water at the moment and I really have to go to the bathroom. BUT I can’t flush the toilet. It should be fixed soon…

I hope…

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