Stop me if you've heard this one...

” O.k. so a vampire , a werewolf , and a mummy walk into a bar.”
” Why is a mummy hanging out with a vampire and a werewolf? They’re from Egypt. Vampires and werewolves are a European myth construct.It’s far more likely they’d hang out with Frankenstein’s creature.”
” Don’t you mean ‘The Frankenstein Monster’?”
“This is exactly what I’m talking about!That is so not p.c.! I mean why is he the monster? He didn’t ask to be created! Clearly the god complex having mad scientist who brought him to life is the monster! All he wanted was friendship!”
“Yeah but he killed the little girl he was trying to befriend.”
“That just proves my point!It makes him a heroic tragedienne, and frankly I don’t think other-lifed individuals are an appropriate premise for a joke. Their the new Polack jokes and I find them offensive!”
” Hold on what’s an ‘other-lifed individual’?”
“You know,vampires,werewolves,mummies,Frankenstein creatures , anyone living outside the accepted norm of born of woman, three score and ten years…”

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