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Positive

Girls, Girls
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win that guy’s
Anyway she’s twice my size
Who’s got a plan B?
Uh…Me!
Look at her she’s like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance and you won
You off da hizzle gez!
Keep it positive
Ya! Let out your inner freak
Keep it positive
Miss Prissy Pants won’t last a week
We’re positive
That he loves you and not her
You’re hotter
And I bet you’re smarter
She don’t know the real him
You feel him
So don’t let her steal him
Wake him up like sleeping beauty
Turn his head with your red hot botty
We’ll bring the nosie if you bring the funk
It’s positivly time to shake your junk

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