The star king surfaces

Jimmy the Jew sat behind his desk at the Jimmy The Jew Detective Agency, drinking his last drop of scotch wishing the booze would have lasted longer than the unpaid power bill.
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Jimmy yelled to the front of his office, “You dont have to slam the door i will be moved out by monday.”
A gangly naked bearded man stood before jimmy the jew and said,”Can i hire you first?”
“Are you a nut get your nekked ass out of here.”
The king laid a handful of diamonds on the desk and said, “I am not a nut i am the star king and i want to hire you?”

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