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The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Became An Evil Overlord, Part 18

88. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and the underling who failed or betrayed me, I will die first.
89. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
90. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cell mate tells the guard it’s an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening the cell for a look.
91. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
92. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.

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