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Stinky Straight Steve

“Hey has gone into hiding!” Your paleness.
“What?”
“Turns out Mighty Joe hired some hitmen to take him down.”
“Where did you learn this?” The vampiric inquisitor asked?
“When you’re out all night you hear stuff.” replied the Woebegotten wolfman.
“Turns out he hired some grimmy ones too: A Monstrous drag queen named Simone, a derilict street hustler that goes by Stinky Straight Steve, and Rob The Robber.” Added Big Frankie.
“I must be out of the loop, hey didn’t i suck the blood out of Simone already? well anyway bring Lawver to me now and kill the hitmen.”

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