Lida sat down at her computer, and logged into her blog account. Scrolling down, she looked at the comments.

“OmGz! U lYk tOtAlLy NeEd 2 gT a LyFe!“

She sighed. Onto the next one.

“ohw dar u? i luv dis buk its teh best buk ever ritten and i h8 u i hop u bern in hell!“

Her violet eyes sparkled with amusement. They had gotten creative since last time.

“iz gunna kill u ded! ur pathatic an need 2 get a life!“

Well, this one ranked better than the first comment in terms of grammar.

“wyh do u critic sumthing that u dun like? its like totally stoopid.“

Not with that spelling, it isn’t. Lida’s eyes ran over the page again, and by the time she was finished, there were tears of mirth in her eyes.

“u 13 yr old gurl! stp insultig my favrite author!“

She couldn’t stop laughing for her life. Getting this critique blog up was the best online move she had made in a long time.

“Honey, what are you doing?”

“Just entertaining myself, mom!”

Lida typed back, feeling quite proud.

“Keep it coming.“