Amethyst Self-Destruct: Parody with Mighty-Joe Young
Brill huffed, needing a walk. Cooped up in this tin-can was like being stuck in a tin-can. She sighed.
Storming into engineering she said, “Engineer – what’s our status!”
“Well..” the engineer put down his half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels and winks, “Our flin-flahn flicker do-hickey is spin ‘round and round like … like a big do-hickey!”
“A do-hickey?!” Brill was disgusted.
“Yip.. like the capiork-pyrin squeeze lever, the do-hickey is super-important in ensuring the Omni-deuterium-reticulating wave inverters reticulate the way they should.”
“Do you have any idea what you’re talking about?” Brill wondered.
The engineer shook his head, then nodded, then shook his head, “Of course I … well, maybe not .. but it sure sounded good..”
There was a red flashing light on the engineering console, and brill pointed, “What’s that?”
“Oh that? That’s, uhm?” Ethan stared at it one-eyed, “Uhm. i don’t know.. ” he pushed it. an alarm sounded.
Self destruct activated. Self Destruct in 5 minutes
Ethan laughed, “Oops”