I’ve had this conversation numerous times before English class.

If given a million dollars, here is a list of things I would not do:
1. I would not buy an enormous house on some foreign estate. Rather, I would buy a small cottage big enough for me and an occassional guest.
2. I would not flaunt the money. I’d make anynomous donations to charities instead.
3. I would not associate myself with Miley Cyrus, because, let’s face it, people, she is Big Brother and from what I’ve seen of her YouTube videos, genuine you know what.

So, that’s pretty much it. Those are my answers…