“I am better off alone” She stated, using a stupid cliche.
“Whatever. I’m just elated that I don’t have to hear your stupid cliches anymore.” He said with disgust.
“What? I do not use cliches.”
“WHAT EVER !Remember that time that your cat ran away?You said quote” I guess I just have to accept it, everything is relitive, and life goes on” unquote.
“That was just a spurt of passionate poetry,” she sniffed.”But I can’t belive that you would lie to me like that.But the sun in your eyes made some of the lies worth believing.”
“STOP IT!”he roared. “STOP IT!”
“I thought you were perfect!Perfect for me! But I guess every rose has its thorn.”She sobbed.
BOOM !!
“Sam?Oh My gosh! Sam!SAAAAAMMM!!!”
At the funeral.
“He was a wonderfull young man, and the cause of death was overdose on cliches, So here to say a few words to help us all through, is Miss Stacey Gregory.”
“Well, I just have to say it’s always darkest before the dawn, midnight is where the day begins, and it will get better”
Boom!!
Um, oopsies??