The god’s have been angry at me lately. More and more monsters have been revealing themselves, so that means more work, but I still want to hang out with my girlfriend and my drug addicted best friend, so I’ve been doing that instead of hunting, and a couple of countries have been overrun. I mean, if these gods are SOO powerful, why don’t they just wipe those demons the hell out?! But NOOO , they have to rely on half-bloods like me to their dirty work! I should start a union or a riot. Yeah, a riot!
_{boy calls half-blood friends, gets drunk, and goes to Mount Olympus with fellow drunken morons}

Hey Zeus, you you the guy with the BLEH (throws up)

That was, like, so yeah, like, so like your face, man! Hey Poseidon! Yeah, you. That fish dude…....You SUCK !!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM !!!
Zeus kills them all with his lightning bolt.

_fin