Sometimes I play the lottery.

And yes, I understand how that is not a very significant or interesting statement. But I play the lottery and I don’t usually win. This time was no different, at least I thought. I mean I used a spare two dollars that I had and put it into the million dollar game in the lottery. After buying the tickets I then waited a couple of days for the winning numbers on the game to be called.

I woke up in the early afternoon on the Tuesday that the numbers were called. It was a normal day, nothing spectacular. So, like I said, I got up and went downstairs to begin my non-eventual day like I normally do. So I went onto the computer, checked my email went onto my favorite sites and then decided, in a what the hell shrug, why not check to see if I won the lottery. I hadn’t given it much chance, but I might as well look to see. You never know, right?

Well, I looked at the winning lottery numbers and then I looked at my numbers and -

Holy shit, I won

I was a millionaire, with 100 mill…