Hopefully, with the curvature of the earth, Tom fell somewhere where the string was close to the water! :-D I really like the absurdity of this piece! Well done!

I agree with BARomero. This piece did make my laugh.

Nice…………
Wooooooaaaaaaaaaahh…
This…is….
Wooooooooaaaaaaaahh…

Yeah, whoa is right. Funny, and I’m just… whoa.

I was high on cocainenuts and weedanas when I wrote this…
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Okay, I’ve come across many cocainenuts in my day, but most of them were twitchy with grill issue(missing teeth) )% body fat and at least one communicable disease. Having sed that, I always love a story about people so ridiculously high that geography becomes malleable , and they begin to live in like six dimenions…very nice 5.9885667865 strs