well, it would be funny, especially when she screams… I guess they could tell the police they thought it was a library and “checked out” the mummy for a while…jk.

Haha!

Ah yes, the ultimate mother’s day present…

I wonder how many years she would have mummy nightmares after that.

Umm, as someone who often employs a sensitive erudite humorous mummy character i take umbrage-PSYCHE_had ya goin for a sec! I’m a wee smidge confused is this some slightly longer experimental ficlet , or a gentlemen’s agreement to keep ‘em short?either way cute concepts…