Why was he crying you ask? Because his wife and child were recentely abducted by a group of performing midgets. He was oh so sad because they would never see each other again. It was even harder for him because what he once thought was fun, to have people laugh when he was around, now seemed as if they were mocking him and his unwillingly departed family. “I can’t just sit here anymore and do nothing. I must find my family and rescue them from those freakishly small people!” And with that he stood up, shoved a handful of chips in his mouth, took a final swig of soda, and ran out his front door. It took him a half an hour to get to the fair-grounds. It was all he could do to not start bawling at the sight of the location where he was stripped of his family not even 2 days ago. The Funniest Man in the World was not the happy person he once was. So you can fully understand his grief, I’ll share with you the story of what happened to his family. This is what happened: