ran. The dummy exploded within a couple seconds after he threw it. He kept running and ignored the laughs surrounding him.

“Wow, look at the hilarious way he runs!”

“Oh my goodness! Watch the funny way his face looks when he’s running desperatly somewhere!”

“Hey, look at that man! I don’t think he’s doing anything funny, but I have an uncontrollable urge to crack up when he runs past me!”

The note said I would have to give up my funniness in order to save my family, buttt…....I’m so attached to it! And i love the way people laugh at me for no reason..or, i used to..

The F.M.I.T.W. hailed a cab, and asked the cabby to drive him to the airport. When they arrived, he handed the driver a wad of cash and sprinted in the doors.
He was so out of breath, that he could barely utter a “1 ticket to Seattle please. The one that leaves in 2 minutes.”