Very Equipped for Stealing Mummies.

“You call this a key-grabber, this is a grappling hook. Hand me that bag. Rope, stun gun, mace, is this a butterfly net?”
“I didn’t know what we would need.”
“What is this?”
“Stop it! that is a back massager, i get knots.”
“This isn’t mission impossible or xxx. hahahaha”

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