Random Sentence DARE!!!

“Joy, why the hell are your shoes in my salad?”

“Grab a doily and sit down. We need to talk.”

“Grandma got a tattoo yesterday. It says ‘Suck It’ on a picture of Mr. Roger’s face.”

“No, no, I don’t want to be a lawyer! They lie too much. I’m going to be a politician!”

“So then you cut the red wire… wait, aren’t you color blind?”

“Of course goldfish swim faster than sharks.”

These are some PRETTY RANDOM sentences. Think you can make up some that are even MORE random? Dare you. Yeah, that’s right. I DARED you. This isn’t a challenge. It’s a DARE . So I’m CALLING YOU OUT ! Yup, you didn’t think I would do it, did you? But yes, I am TRIPLE DOG DARING YOU . So it’s too late now. You just have submit random sentences. This isn’t too hard. Just think of something random and type it out. So it’s on. SO on.

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