Randomness for your enjoyment…

“OMG! That red squirrel did a back flip!”

“I tried to eat the spaghetti as fast as I could, but that volleyball came out of nowhere!”

“Oh dear, the polar bears are causing a riot again.”

“Swimming lessons are not for ducks.”

“Alas, I forgot to check the expiration date.”

“Come set that down here. Don’t put it in the litter box!”

”...Woohoo!...”