Rapid Fire

“Make the sesame seeds dance.” EC

There’s pulp in the yogurt!NG

“They’d probably just walk in and eat your slippers.” ISIRTA

“Is that a parrot I smell?”

“Where’d that door come from?!”

“Windows confuse me.”

“Heehee… duct tape tastes funny…”

“What about my jelly sandwich?!”

“The eagle has landed… right in my Jell-O!”

“Well… I see we have a wicker chair on our hands”
“It’s very painful, too!”

“I can’t you haven’t commited a crime.”
“What about the ‘price on his head’ joke?”
“Fair enough.” ISIRTA

“Jared, hand me that rake. This is going to get messy.”

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