So I’m at the altar, right?

And there’s this monkey, right?

Quite nice, really. Right?

And he’s got these guys standing on each side of him, right?

Like kinda holding him upright, right?

Y’know the type. Ties, bananas … the full kit, right?

Anyway. Right. So I have to choose, like Now, y’know?

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