“Applesauce defines complex existence… Yet water leaps through the nostrils of time”

“I was thinking yesterday… this isn’t the chewiest gravel I’ve had in years, or maybe the local quarry put a new meaning to the phrase ‘artificial flavoring’”

“Sand shifts in the hourglass, yet bricks are constantly changing”

“Sound is to italic as sour is to bold... and even then, impossible is like the none-existent molars of a baby stegosaurus”

“Between the scissors, the glitter, and the baseball bat that was made of molten ice cream….The craziest things I’ve ever done were all stationary”

“It was either this or the wind… but the fumes from either deny the likelihood of any prime interrogation”

The most random thing about this plan…is its limitless nature… I have answered the dare…and lived to tell about it muahahahahaha