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the farting man

there once was a man who like to fart. one day he was at school he sarted to fart. his nam was brin. and his gf name was julia and she say did you eat tomuch beans this moring?and he sayd yes.and i sayd oh no that smells reely bad brin. and all day he staers fartin like craze. and my friends staert to laugh and say that smells reely bad farting man. and he kapt farting and farting and farting. becuas he eats beans all the time. and he still maks me and my friends laugh and say pwwweeee that smells reely bad brin. and all he can say yes. and one day he cam to my house and he staers frating like craze. and i say pwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee what did u eat brin? he sad i at a bean borito fom tocobell. and i sad from tocobell?! and he say yes. and thats the last i seen the farting man. and thats all i can writ abou the farting man for now.

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