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Chocolate Milk and Cheerios (WWIII CHALLENGE) Part 3

Ew. Someone just nuked me. I think.
Stupid nukes. They’re going to make a leak! Last time the rain got through it burned a hole in one of my boxes of cheerios.
This makes me angry. I used to be able to be confined in my house in quiet little Lancaster. With an average of only 57 murders a week… it has the lowest crime rate in all of Americana. But noo. Every one I ever knew got bombed by stupid “Nation of North Carolina!â€?
If they had just stayed with Americana they’d have been much better off. But nooo. They had to break off in the 22nd century.

Stupid Klingonism. If that little 16 year old nerd hadn’t have started his own little cult… the whole world would have stopped trying to create Klingons while worshipping something they knew didn’t exist. It’s just like worshipping peace!

Oh… what’s this? The earth? It’s heading… for a head on collision with Mars? In five days?!

It’s “I told you so time.â€?

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