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The Baywatch Chronicles (Volume I)

Ever wonder what happened to the characters of various shows that went off the air? Well, here ya go. This volume, starts out with nothing other than Baywatch itself.

C.J. gets fired because her stash was found in her locker, then resorted to her original college job, being a prostitute at night, waitress at day.

Matt went back to France and fell in love with a french hooker who later turned out to be CJ ten years later, but with major plastic surgery and some seriously messed up hair coloring.

Mitch got an STD from his son’s girlfriend and died. Then Hobie got it too, and killed his girlfriend in revenge. Then he moved to France to escape his federal murder charges and screwed CJ behind Matt’s back, and now CJ has syphilis. She didn’t tell Matt and died.

Matt got upset, so he went back to Santa Monica and decided to take Mitch’s job. The end.

PS: Don’t take this offensively, BW fans. I’m just bored, but seriously, i did watch Baywatch. wohoo!

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