It was the first time I had ever been at the Crypto-Zoo. I had heard about all the strange creatures there, and I really wanted to see them, so I went.
I was bewildered by all the strange creatures The Hyper-Rhino’s, the Rocket-Roosters (32 of them), The Mermaladies, and, of course the Silverback Nessie. There were also a couple of Hippocampi hangin’ around too.

I finished up looking at the Yeti-cubs, and I thought I was done, but then I turned around and saw them. They resembled monkeys, but they had tentacles, 5 eyes, and green fur. The sight of them made me livid!
“Whoa, I gotta go see them!” I said ecstatically.
I rushed over to see the strange creatures, and then I saw their name.
“They’re called Beotch Monkeys? Thats’s kinda weird.” Then I heard one of them make a sound.
“Beeeotch! Beeotch!”
“Well that’s the strangest sound I’ve ever heard,” I said.
“Well, they’re strange creatures. But the 13th Beotch Monkey is my favorite,” said the zookeeper.
“Why?”
“Well, he throws the least poop.”