“The wheels on the bus go cock-a-doodle-egg-salad”

“Mustache man must get out of this trap or Paris Hilton will die of AIDS that she got from a clone of herself”

“Pwnd mother left thigh up the butt in a garbage can set to stir on the sun until little league curling ends in ALaska on the 4th of September”

“Muskrats make my dog whisperer go MOO to china town while his asian friend from Poland goes to France on a submarine with Captian Crunch”

“Holy Doritos, i had no idea that skittles were made out of used toilet paper from a crab bathroom at the bottom of Mt. Washinghton with Ryan Seacrest and Steven Colbert”

“Cha cha has been known to cause: itchiness in the lower right cheek, uncontrollable ninja attacks on relatives who live in New Mexico, Cris Angle exploding into a human fireball, and your mother to have a huge toe grow out of either ear”

WAS THAT RANDOM ENOUGH ? HUH?!?!? YOU CAN TAKE YOUR DARE , AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP A HIPPO ’S NOSTRIL ! SHABANG!!! *