How did I turn into a dragon? Well, it’s a really long story, but you know I think it deserves to be told.
Annabell, and I were in the park. It was our first date, and I was hoping to wow her with my magic. Yes, you guessed it I’m a wizard. However, I’m NOT Harry Potter. I’m even nerdier than he is. Annabell is not Hermione. She’s even hotter than her.
Anyway, to impress the gorgeous Annabell, I turned a few dogs into cats, a few cats into squirrels, and a few squirrels into vultures. How did Annabell respond?
“Listen, Adam, can we get out of here and go back to the academy?”
Annabell’s sultry voice makes me wanna lick the entire inside of her mouth. How did I respond?
“Let me just show you a couple of my tricks, okay?”
“But, Adam, Trent is doing a magic show tonight, and I hope to not miss it. Oh, can we please go?”
Trent! The hot, surfer,with ash blond hair, and washboard abs. I know he has awesome abs, because every girl that he makes out with in public never fails to rip his shirt off.