” So, Hilary, what do you like on your waffles?”

” Is that a tatto of a chuprachapra on your wenus( elbow )?”

“I have a confession, everyone- I’M IN LOVE WITH MY HIGHLIGHTER !!!!!!!!!!”

” Wow, those hurdles were like coffecake”

” Is my mustache buttoned straight?”

“Arrrrrruuuuuuubbbbbbbbaaaaaa!!!!!!!That’s a funny word!!!!”

” This throw-up tastes like pizza, and this pizza tastes like a climate crisis”

“What is the difference between a Mac and a PC?”

“To the t-t-t-oppp, to the toaster, for reals!!!!”

‘Would you like to open yourzebra now…....or later?”

“The sky is irrelevant.”

“Dude, your mom still has five of my video games!!!!!”