I walked into the therapists office with a big smile as I tossed my blonde hair over my shoulder.
“I see your ego hasnt dropped down.” My therapist, Miss Ellen said snootily.
I rolled my eyes,”And I see you havent abided to my advice of working your thighs.”
Now it was her turn to roll her eyes.”So whats boosted that little blonde ego of yours?”
“Oh nothing really, you know just a small-”
She cut me off,”Get to the point blondie.”
“The names Seri. And if you really want to know, which you probably dont. Woah wait how’d you get a PHD ?” I said in a babble mode.
She pointed to a framed diploma looking paper.”It’s not a fake and just spit it out already. Your gum will fall out faster then your words.”
Here came an eye roll in her direction folks,”I got an internship at Bella Magazine thank you very much.”
“Oh wow, so how long until you get fired? Do they call it fired when you recieve no pay?” she said pursing her lips.
“No but they do call that stuff on your leg cellulite.” I replied fluttering my eyelashes.