Ok so, it started out that the queen of China had an army of ninjas that she told to set a volcano to blow up china. So I had to stop her. So I had to go up to the mountains and like jump over these mountains and stuff, and I had this group of people with me (I think we were on a tour or something). Anyway, the queen (who, strangly enough looked like lady with ram horns on the side of her head from starwars) sent a lava monster to stop us. But I found out that the lava monster was afraid of hats, so I found some hats and melted the lava monster and saved China. The end.
I promise I really dreamed this.