Random Sentences (Random Sentence DARE!!!)

“Well, we know where that antenna came from.”

“Is that a penguin on your head? It’s lovely!”

“Uh oh…I think my bowl of soup broke the chair again.”

“I will not put up with the insanity of you and your stapler any longer!”

“Anny, please pry my foot from the toilet.”

“Since when has this car been made of glass?”

“It’s such a shame you’re allergic to sunlight.”

“The pomegranite energy drink, accompanied by the gummy candies, have fallen over the railing by the river, and the bass guitarist is now staring at me.”

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