Angela loved surgery.

Tummy tucks, nose jobs, boob jobs, and the all important face-lift, were almost daily for her now. Here body was perfect, her face was perfect, but if you’ve got money why not spend it surgery?!?! (as she always said)

As she flipped through her surgeon’s catalogue she saw something new.

“Got perfect hair? PUT IT INSIDE YOURSELF ! That’s right folks, surgically put hair inside yourself and be the coolest person in town. Keeps you warm at night, and it means you can wear less clothing with out getting cold! ( “Yippee” Angela thought, “I can show off my perfect body now!”

“Doctor, do you have time for an operation this afternoon?”