Really Dead?
As co-workers milled about the seemingly life-less body , Miguel, the Mail room manager noticed a strange twitching of the corspe. Within an instance, his eyes opened and in horror, Miguel realized what was happening. The night before he had taken his girlfriend to Watch the anniversary re-showing of “Night of the Living Dead” and had capped it off with a sack of White Castle burgers. As he thought his last thoughts on earth, he let out a blood cuddling shriek…