Let me tell, this was one crazy party! I have no idea how the hell the alligator got in my pool. Everyone was there! All my neighbors (even the old ones), my old college friends, my old high school friends. Everyone!

Nobody put it in there on purpose… I hope. Who would want to kill me? I was lucky to not be so hung-over, or else I wouldn’t have even seen the bitch.

Damn, what the hell is going on?

I gotta’ get things straight. See ya’ tomorrow. If somebody doesn’t try to kill me again. (if it was an attempt at my life)

signed,
Jared32