The Wrath of the Spoon Ninja
The ball came whizzing into my line of sight, and I whacked out at it, executing a pretty professional backhand.
It bounced in Lin’s side of the net, and she threw it right back at me with a little more than ‘normal force.’
As I hit the ball back, I noticed the look of anger on her face.
She was irritated about something, that much was sure.
The birdie flopped unceremoniously onto my side of the net, and it was a point for Lin.
Too many thoughts at once.
“One, love!” Tony announced, and my mood soured. She wasn’t going to win so easy.
I aligned the ball with my elbow, and threw it in a precise, clean cut line above me head.
I felt the assuring reverberation of the birdie against the face of my raquette as it flew over the net.
Lin’s face turned into a more intense grimace, and she swung at the ball, getting it right in the center of the face.
Strange thing was…the ball never came back.
I gaped.
She had hit a hole through her raquette!