A fisherman out on Cape Cod
Went blind from yanking his rod.
When he finally came,
He neglected his aim,
And hit both his eyes with his wad!

A promiscuous housewife in Worcester
Had a husband who just didn’t trust her.
So he hid in the hedges,
Kept an eye on the ledges,
All in the hopes he could bust her.

While shopping in Fanueil Hall,
My wife and I ducked into a stall.
We hid in the wares
And stripped to our bares
And there we had us a ball!

In the Berkshires there lives an old crone,
Who makes money on the telephone.
For $8.99
She’ll stay on the line
Until you get off on her moans.

In the Vineyard, Louisa and Dunn
Planned to have a picnic for fun
But they were in such a hurry
That while still on the ferry
His hot dog slipped into her bun!

Up on the Monster in Fenway
A fan would get up and then say,
“The Bosox all rule.
Kevin Youkilis is cool.
I could rhyme the last line, but nah—YANKEES SUCK !!â€?