I’m sorry I was away for so long. However, I had this amazing idea for a story. I had to try it. After all summer I have effectively come up with a grand total of! Drum roll please! Nothing done! And the crowd goes wild!

I tried! I really did! You have to understand! I would start and then have this amazing idea that would make me change everything and then I wouldn’t like it and have to start over and…

Breathe, Sarah.

I don’t wanna!

Think about what you just said, Sarah.

...Well, maybe I do wanna breathe. But for my sake not yours!

Don’t stick your tongue out at me!

I can if I want!

And your sake is for my sake. I am you!

So?

Ugh, you’re the one who couldn’t finish a page in a story!

Ouch.

Oh. Wait. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that.

No, it’s true. I couldn’t.

Oh, now don’t cry!

I’m not!

If you would just cooperate and maybe finish talking to the nice ficleteers-

Don’t want to anymore!

You’re being childish!

No, you are!

Don’t pinch me!