I felt terrible the whole time!
I’m sorry I was away for so long. However, I had this amazing idea for a story. I had to try it. After all summer I have effectively come up with a grand total of! Drum roll please! Nothing done! And the crowd goes wild!
I tried! I really did! You have to understand! I would start and then have this amazing idea that would make me change everything and then I wouldn’t like it and have to start over and…
I don’t wanna!
Think about what you just said, Sarah.
...Well, maybe I do wanna breathe. But for my sake not yours!
Don’t stick your tongue out at me!
I can if I want!
And your sake is for my sake. I am you!
Ugh, you’re the one who couldn’t finish a page in a story!
Oh. Wait. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that.
No, it’s true. I couldn’t.
Oh, now don’t cry!
If you would just cooperate and maybe finish talking to the nice ficleteers-
Don’t want to anymore!
You’re being childish!
No, you are!
Don’t pinch me!