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Head for the Hills

“Steady… we don’t wanna screw this up again.”
“I told you, I didn’t see it coming!”
“Well if you woulda looked both ways…”
“That wasn’t in training, okay?”
“Okay. All clear. Go, go, go!”
“Going!”
...
“Phew! Made it!”
“There wasn’t anyone coming to begin with.”
“But we still got here! You’ll cover for me?”
“Yeah, yeah.”
“Okay, I’m going in.”
“Don’t think to hard, genius.”
“Shut your trap.”
“Aw shoot!”
“What?!”
“Someone’s coming!”
“Gah!”
“Run, Squirrely, run! Head for the hills!
“Okay! Wait, where are the hills?”
JUST RUN , YOU NITWIT , RUN!

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