It was raining out and i went to some retarded Wal Mart (no offence if u work there) Serously…. Im joking…. okay god don’t be all pisted about it grow up its a frekin joke!?!?!

anyway i was looking for an umbrella but the retarted store was all out.

“Dude i want an umbrella” i told some guy working the register

“Try aisle 5 please” he told me

so i wnet to look, i searched around for about an hour or so my ADHD and dyslexia wasn’t helping me ethier…

“i tried man but there weren’t any”

“Hola senor proudo er al bano protforvore!”

”?!?!?! now your mexican!?!”

“you were the same dude but now u put on a fake beard and wore a sumbro” i screamed at him!

“Listen senoretadaaaaaaaa we don’t got any left okay so just leave me alone.”

“Okay but i still want an umbrella” i told him

“giht”

what?!”
“ GIHT !!!!!“

“O u mean right god s-p-e-a-k——E-n-g-l-i-s-h.”

i punched the guy in the face and i left. all i heard was U…. then i ran away…. well i guess i gatta go out in the rain.